For
too long Undead Americans have stood by and watched near
silently as the living systematically excluded them from
society. This heartbeat-centric culture has prevented the
living dead from making a positive contribution to society
through legal and illegal methods of discrimination, exclusion
and outright violence!
We demand the Right To Living Death, to have jobs, to use
public transportation, to own property and to make our own
way in the world without fear of being bludgeoned by every
breather we meet.
We understand many of the living may feel uncomfortable
around members of the undead majority, but through education
and public service announcements we are confident that prejudices
against appearances, lack of mobility and dietary needs
can be overcome.
We need a leader to bring these issues to the nation’s
attention, to give the Undead a voice! And so the AARG
(Association of Americans Returned
from the Grave) is proud
to put forth our nominees for President in 2008 - The Zombie
Presidents! |
