Zombie JFK Returns By Popular Demand!

Since his death in 1963 Democrats have been searching for "the next JFK" - and many have claimed to be that elusive leader who inspires and leads with authority.

It's time to stop searching! The original JFK has returned and he's ready to lead the nation! Re-running for office in 2008, President John F. Kennedy knows a thing or two about the issues that matter most to america - national security, peace, and celebrities!

Though perhaps not the handsome figure he once was, President Kennedy still has plenty to offer his fellow Undead Americans!

Join us in supporting Zombie JFK for President in 2008