Zombie Nixon - The Comeback Kid!

You never thought you'd see Richard Nixon back in Washington - but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Dissatisfied with the current leaders and the uninspiring Republican candidates, America cried out to the great leaders of the past - and President Nixon answered!

Yes, Tricky Dick had one last good one up his sleeve - He's risen from the grave and ready to take on the White House again!

One of the first things Zombie Nixon plans to do as President is to return to China. This follow up to his historic visit will be less of a cultural exchange and more of a food program. There are a billion chinese with warm, juicy braains - more than enough to feed the growing Undead American population.

Support Zombie Nixon for President in 2008, and keep Americans from eating American brains.